MC: When you said “magical in bed”, this wasn’t what I actually expected.
Charlie, holding the eight of hearts: is this your card?
MC: holy shit
shops for groceries
Hermione. Severus would probably starve if she left him to his own devices.
kills the spiders
Crookshanks. Hermione has tried telling him to leave the spiders alone. Severus just laughs at her.
comes home drunk at 3am
Hermione is a total lightweight and Severus doesn’t drink. She’s a very amusing drunk.
makes breakfast
Hermione. She’s on a health kick and Severus is slowly getting used to being presented with a grapefruit first thing in the morning.
remembers to feed the fish
Severus. Hermione has yet to realise they’re not the same fish as last week…
decorates the apartment
Hermione. She tells people it was a collaboration but all Severus did was pick out the bedroom cushions.
initiates duets
Hermione. She gets really into karaoke when tipsy and will always drag Severus up with her.
falls asleep first
It depends what they’ve been doing ;)
the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER


